It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children. - Kingsley Amis
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. - Kingsley Amis
Death has this much to be said for it:You don't have to get out of bed for it.Wherever you happen to beThey bring it to you—free. - Kingsley Amis
Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'You atheist?'": 'Well, yes, but it's more that I hate him. - Kingsley Amis
Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way. - Kingsley Amis
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. - Kingsley Amis